How to Give a Good First Impression to Your Girlfriend's Parents

1
Wash up before going. You don't want to go to their house stinking like rats.

2:
Dress nicely. Don't pick a shirt with a skull on it. Short sleeves are OK, but long sleeved shirts make a better impression.

3:
Start a conversation. It may be about everyone's days, school, and other things. But never interrupt.

4:
Eat politely. Don't burp, pass gas, or any other disgusting bodily function.

5:
If you need to leave the table for a moment, say "excuse me" and pull out your chair and get out of it, and then push it in then go for as long as 1 minute to 3 minutes. If longer, they will think you ditched them.

6;
When leaving, say "goodbye", not "See ya later!" or "I'm leaving.".